Anonymous asked:

How are you getting along with the vow of celibacy you mentioned?

Super great, actually. Nobody wants to date this piece of shit. And then there’s the whole refusing to believe me when I say I am straight thing. So, as I said, super great.

it’s the first saturday in literally three years that i can sit down and watch football all day and i made soup and snacks and got beverages and apparently my roommates did not set up the cable like they said they were going to. there are real tears.


Why are teenage girls always gettin made fun of for getting philosophical about things when charles bukowski can say shit like “people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water” and have people think it’s fucking deep